HELLO!


I'm an ACTOR / COMEDIAN / WRITER. 

NEWS! January 2015: ANNA is BOOKED for a co-star role on Hulu's deadbeat.

NEWS! JANUARY 2015: Anna plays a funny drunk friend to James Franco and Zachary Quinto in "I am Michael" (Exec. produced by Gus Van Sant), which premieres at Sundance Film Festival!

Anna is the dry, laid-back offspring of Phil (a Jew) and Yumiko (a Japanese). Anna was born into the toilet bowl of their quaint Tokyo apartment (true story). She currently graces stages of all sizes in NYC and around USA, maintaining a lifelong tradition of bringing strange and exciting experiences to her audience. Anna regrets that with the initials A.S.S., she may never know the glory of a monogrammed ANYTHING.